I haf a bone 2 pick -- I did knot get consulted regardink this babee coming 2 lives with us. I warmed ups 2 da idea and even promised to share somez of my toyz. But that's when I thawt I wud be going to Ko-ree-ah.
I wuz all ready 2 go -- i had my bag pakked and wuz sittink by da' door when they sed I wuz goink to grandma's and uncle petes. Don't gets me wrong -- I LOVE GRANDMA and uncle petes, buts I thawt I'd get to fly ekonomy class wit my parents and meets bo over there. Oh wells, at least I will get free rawhide 4 the next week.
Gud lucks, momz and dad. I luv u and promise to bee nice to Bo as long as he leaves my kibble alone. I can't promise the same for the cat.
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Dullesth my man-
Unfortunately, your opinion isth going to continue to devalue. In fact, you will have to periodically remind the humansth of your prethence by tearing up thome sthit around the housth.
But there isth an upsthide - you will sthoon be eating a LOT better. Sthcraps, dude, sthrcraps. The high chair isth where it'sth at.
Ernie
Thankth Errny. gud wizdumb 2 live by. I will luk at thee upsidez frum now onz.
Dear D,
Just wanted you to know that one of those "baby" thing-ums lives next to me. At first it was kinda weird and blob-like. Sometimes it would crawl toward me screaming like a Banshie and pulling my hair. Now it's gotten bigger and guess what? It carries food around a LOT and when none of the tall people are looking you can grab the food from it!!! Now it even gives me kisses and hugs and I hate to admit it but it's kinda neat. Lots like a puppy and I like puppies.
Just a suggestion, but don't try to hump the baby ... the tall people scream and say "no." Not sure what all the fuss was about. I tried again and gots a squirt in the nose. Humpf. Guess I'll wait 'til no one's looking.
Zacy (from California)
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